One group of relaxed moments of _ of consequence to send the message
"Baby, what are you doing, come out to accompany me in the evening, though is winter, I am so hot, I know you can solve the hot one for me, I wait for you in the triumphant guest's beautiful city. "
Someone feel blue these days, stay at home boring evening, give I a message took place to a girlfriend, the message content is as follows: ldquo; Baby, what are you doing, come out to accompany me in the evening, though is winter, I am so hot, I know you can solve the hot one for me, I wait for you in the triumphant guest's beautiful city. rdquo;
But because one's own spirit is not centralized, are pressed group and sent to the key, one's own phone book C.P186 people (30 relatives, the friend is 101, the companion is 16, the colleague is 19, 3 people and 20 people of classmate of bosom friend in life) ....
Receive information successively 10 minutes later ....
Relative: 30 people.
Mummy: ldquo; These dead child, courage has grown up, the color information that turn to be yellow for me ...rdquo;
Daddy: ldquo; Son, you drink too much, also send it by mistake? rdquo;
Cousin: ldquo; Younger brother, do you send it by mistake? Mustn't follow bad examples, the triumphant guest's room is not very good, the gold emperor's guest room is good. rdquo;
Cousin: ldquo; ? rdquo;
Table sister-in-law: ldquo; See I will delete, let the intersection of you and cousin it sees to be over rdquo;
Cousin: ldquo; Brother, what happened to it will be you, I go triumphant guest after having the bath just yesterday, I will not go, please go to rdquo;
Cousin: ldquo; Elder brother, you can not like me, that is to commit incest. rdquo;
Old aunt: ldquo; Our hospital has psychology dept.s, please phone me tomorrow, I will take you to have a look. rdquo;
Old uncle: ldquo; Old you, of uncle, find out about? I am rdquo never that go to those places to look for the young lady; (sweat, too expensive)
Uncle of Shanghai: ldquo; The child, have you come to Shanghai? rdquo;
Another cousin: ldquo; Are you sick, what information is sent? rdquo;
Another cousin: ldquo; I know you I very kind to you hour, give you wash foot, help you wash clothes, pay you give " ooze the spring snow of the garden " a piggyback, but so many years passed by, you say now these have been already late to me, hey.. (I fall)
The relative left did not go back.
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