The netter's guide of blindlying date of _ of last blind date
The friend is a persistent netter at dawn, except go to work, his only hobby is surfing the Net and chatting. Unless come off duty, it come back home by first he to last computer in the things,at send good friend, stranger even hacker to information QQ, invite it correctly
And then surf the Net and chat.
He swears to find the wife this year
33 -year-old man, has not looked for the wife yet, he is a little worried. He himself remember clearly, ask woman net friend how much times of meal does it take, write how many times does it blindly date clearly. But the last result ends in failure.
On November 11, saw it is ruffian festival today on the net at the dawn, who initiated, reason,etc. initiated, he can not find out without exception. Feel gloomy at dawn. He swears to find the wife this year. Then opened QQ at dawn and had a chat with the woman net friend of the city with a familiar one - -
You say you are a profession, what does it mean? Is it a free-lancer? The other side says, I am not a free-lancer, not a person in cultural circles, the people of a custom. Just bought a house, had paid the first rent, is lying fallow at home.
After chatting on video each other, are still all relatively satisfied with the appearance. Say you look for the boyfriend's condition, see whether I can apply for, say at dawn.
Please do a sweet-smelling meal for me, and stare at me leisurely the deep love of that end of desk when you are free. Never have appearance of letting loose a stream of savage invective on I, because you say I am the person who you are most fond of. Please remember 5 greats commemoration day: Birthday in wife, meet commemoration day, get married on commemoration day, Valentine's Day and International Working Women's Day for the first time.
Please remember 5 major issues: Wife's favourite food, wife's favorite color, flowers, wife's most frequently used perfume, song which the wife likes listening to most which the wife loves most.
Please accompany me to do it once to take a walk remotely every week; Take me to the teahouse or bar to know to the friend for a moment every two weeks; Go to watch a film with me hand in hand two month while being every; Arrange to travel with me once at least every year.
Though you have those beautiful and pleasant woman stars at fingertips, when I ask you, still hope to receive such an answer: "Who is Shu Qi? Does Britney play that one of tennis? "
It is too bad, rude and unreasonable while losing the temper in my mood, please embrace and kiss, I, but not and my theory.
When you on business, hope, will appear, notify of a phone call, Mobile have no phenomenon of cable meanwhile, if can frequent to phone to ask me voluntarily " take? " And it is better to report the whereabouts at any time.
Let's do house work with me on weekend! I like two people hold get up sleeve, do things, feeling of singing.
In addition, the woman net friend says, you should earn money hard
Is there anything else? I can accomplish these, say gnashing one's teeth at dawn. In a word,I will like lives of taking good care of man with take good care of by you, wife of me.
In addition, the woman net friend says, you should earn money hard. The intersection of money and the thing, can't obtain, let us worry for livelihood all day little, had better either can't obtain, need other woman help, spend more. In addition, please give me caring about, believe in, respect and freedom. You should strengthen and temper, strong health is fortunately night when we returned home together, embracing it to the door on the fifth floor on me without a break, I wish eagerly every day Yes become your bride.
When I am uncomfortable, you should play the part of a doctor, touch my forehead, measure the body temperature of me, then send me to real doctor's place to take medicine, have an injection.
I think husband of I in the future, can can work the same as in the past learn also after marriage. Keep forging ahead, enterprising. I think of him in his lifetime, only ones that can make me him. Leave I in the future alone, what sample is wrecked time.
Already almost unable to endure any longer at dawn, but finish listening to her patiently. And imply she talks about the view on the sex. She says, the marriage, love, sex are independent. The more important thing is to unite these three questions in couple's life. Someone unifies perfectly, whose family can be the happiest. Ones that unify badly, will present the extramarital affair, love of one night.
Does the woman net friend say, want to listen to the truth? Then I tell you, I am a student, collegegirl at school, in sophomore period now
More and more curious to her at dawn, ask, could you tell your job? Does the woman net friend say, want to listen to the truth? Then I tell you, I am a student, the university students at school, in sophomore period now.
Do you have QQ and chat every day? She says, yes.
Finally, determine to meet her at dawn. The place to choose is Kentucky snack bar. He did not think, unexpectedly that girl had brought a schoolgirl to come over together. Meant to go away at once at dawn, but will think of since come, might as well have a chat.
MM originally on net had yellow teeth, the skin turned to be yellow a bit, lacked the sleep once seeing, chat and is hurt.
She says to the dawn, I have no money, but I will tell everyone, I live very happily now. As you know, I surf the Net every day now, my mother will have sat for a long time at my side. She will see what I am saying. They will never believe the network.
Originally, if saying, has your mother seen yesterday us?
Stand up at dawn, say, I am sorry, I go to the toilet in advance. Then went out at dawn and stalked off. He says to oneself, this is my last blind date
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